Oct 15, 2009|
Only the swankiest club in town is fit for the Queen of the Supercilious Pout. Mrs. Beckham likes to be seen, and she’ll want to rub shoulders with Hong Kong’s shiniest. Just sip the Moët—Victoria is so fierce she never eats in public.
Dragon-i, The Centrium, 60 Wyndham St., Central, 3110-1222
Liverpudlian Sporty Spice (and her sneakers) would be duly welcome at the watering hole of Hong Kong’s Official Liverpool Supporters Club. We worry that there might not be enough space for her high kicks, but imagine she’ll be too distracted by the multiple TV screens and pints of lager to care.
1/F, 83 Lockhart Rd., Wan Chai, 2866-1918
Geri’s saucier than a Heinz factory, and infamous for pinching Prince Charles’ derriere, so we imagine she would adore the establishment that brought beds and booze together in an unabashed manner. There’s also enough room to pirouette across the dance floor. Bonus.
LG/F, 57-59 Wyndham St., Central, 2868-0613
Once upon a time, she was all about lollipops. But since she’s all grown up, Baby is ready to worship at our newest altar of yum: LKF’s Chocolate. Once she drinks from the bar’s extensive chocolate martini menu, she’ll be schoolgirl giddy again. Added bonus: they play bossa here.
2 Lan Kwai Fong, Central, 2810-1788
With that amazingly megaphonic laugh, we know that Scary Spice could only be happy in Hong Kong’s most outrageous club. Volume, which releases its own dance music, is well known for its patrons’ crazy antics and its policy to encourage such behavior. The free vodka before 9:30pm on Wednesdays gets everyone ready for some zigazig-ah.
LG/F, 83-85 Hollywood Rd., Central, 2857-7683