So with last weekend’s Legco election results verified, are you all gung-ho for the new term, or are you still sorting out your DABs from your FTUs and your LSDs? Find out with our handy Legco Election Quiz!

1)The voter turnout this year was roughly 11 percent lower than in 2004. How come?
a.    Just recently voted for Hong Kong to be on international Monopoly board, what more do you want? 
b.    Clashed with reruns of last season’s “CSI: Miami” 
c.    Too busy watching the Olympic medalists shopping at Prada
d.    Was going to vote, but tripped, then pants fell down, then penis got stuck in ballot box

2) The pro-business Liberal Party candidates all lost their seats in the direct election. How has the party reacted?
a.    Bewilderment. After all that time they spent showing they were in touch with the problems of the common man, such as the rising costs of Cristal
b.    Denial. Stray legislators still wandering aimlessly around Legco building, holding back well of tears
c.    Anger. Party spokesman issues press release promising “to crush you all like ants underfoot!”
d.    Resignation. James Tien’s, specifically.

3)    Which of these playful epithets was NOT used to describe one of the candidates?
a.    “Mad Dog”
b.    “The Bull”
c.    “Superman”
d.    “Kevin Bacon”

4) New legislator Gary Chan Hak-kan is being mocked for making a “busty” slip of the tongue while answering an English question during a post-election interview. What did he say?
a.    “We’re ably positioned to discuss legal reforms. In fact, many legislators have been called to the bra.”
b.    “We want the different factions to come together in a deep cleavage”
c.    “I’m absolutely certain that I’m the best nipple for the job.”
d.    “I’ll try my breast.” (Hint: correct)

BONUS: Campfire Logic
The pan-democratic camp lost seats from 26 to 23 compared to the start of the last term, and the Beijing loyalist camp gained seats from 34 to 30 from the start of the last term. Bearing this in mind, how many  Beijing loyalists can you fit into a Hong Kong Island taxi?